The Supreme Court is expected to rule on the Obamacare health care law this week. Meanwhile, the American public is expected to rule this November on whether Mitt Romney has no personality or not very much personality.
Egypt’s first Islamist president has been elected. He’s been referred to as the “spare tire” because he was seen as a second choice candidate, which is reminiscent of Vice President Joe Biden’s nickname, “Ol’ Tire Brain.”
The “Levitated Mass” exhibit opened at the L.A. County Museum of Art, displaying a 340-ton rock sculpture. Aritst Michael Heizer said that he’s a huge pro wrestling fan.
Britain is deploying spy planes, tens of thousands of troops and helicopters with snipers as protection during the Olympics. Those snipers have already apologized in advance for when they lose it and shoot everyone blowing vuvuzelas.
It was reported Monday that a group of staff members from congressional intelligence committees watches video of drone strikes every week. They gave the latest video two decapitated thumbs up.
Today’s jokes based on the front page of the L.A. Times for Monday, June 25, 2012.